It’s in America, and it’s suppose to be a horror story
Yet it’s in America, but with no horror in it whatsoever
Yes you read that right, the only story you’d get here is a
bunch of people killing each other, and apparently everyone, I repeat, EVERYONE
had some kind of brain damage and personality so twisted that Hitler watched
the show in his grave with gaping mouth and had the thought of recruiting them
for his afterlife army.
Meet our protagonists, the cheating father, an awfully
stupid mother, and the oh-so-rebellious daughter. They just bought a (big, an
awfully big) house with much lower price (considering the previous owners died
in the house). And so they started their new life in their new house with a lot
of terror.
The cheating father was a psychiatrist, a victim to the
previously dead house owner who burnt herself along with her two kids (and went
around telling people “I want them to feel my pain”, dear ma’am, seriously, you
brought it to yourself, duh), and worked at home. Turned out his patients were
extremely varied, ranging from a ghost with psychotic breaks, a member of
murder-reenacting-cult, a very boring lady, and some poor fellas. And oh, poor
him for seeing the old maid as her pre-dead self, a very (I repeat, VERY)
attractive young lady, and very sexy to boot.
Next is the stupid mother, who completely oblivious to her
surroundings and apparently didn’t give that much attention to her own daughter
(I wonder what she did to kill time, she didn’t even have a job). A guy came covered
in latex clothing from head to toe having SEX with her and she didn’t even
bother to check the face behind that stupid latex mask?
The last but not least, the daughter, the girl who openly
welcome a very questionable boy in her room (her father’s patient, duh) and
apparently fell in love with him. Her days in school weren’t told that much,
most of her scenes were in her room, or in the house. And when she didn’t
attend the school for 16 days because of a very obvious reason, well, something
was very wrong with this girl for not noticing the obvious.
Some episodes opened with murders in years before the
protagonists arrived, and all of them happened in the house. The ghosts were
trapped inside the house and the house itself was awfully crowded. A lot of
deaths happened mainly because of the father’s first patient liked to do
killing spree (oh those poor gay couples). The characters outside the house
were this evil neighbor with the tendency of having “challenged” descendants and
a creepy half-burnt guy who kept harassing the family.
This drama should be watched with lots of salt, since there
were many WTF moments, like the sexy maid ghost that could look older with
corneal ulcer, the sex scene of latex guy with stupid mother (and later she got
pregnant OMG WTF), the sex scene of stalker’s ghost with evil neighbor’s boy
toy (oh god, ghosts and sex? Really? America…), ghosts with fresh new clothes
and make up while the others stick with their after dead appearance, the
house trying to help the stupid mother delivering her babies by destroying
their car and cutting off their telephone line, the surgeon getting the twins
from their mother WITHOUT any IV line, maximum level of stupidity that got the
cheating father killed (oh WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU oh stupid mother and
daughter? If you knew how dangerous the house were, you should have guarded him
to the exit)
this face should be enough to sum up the whole feeling i got while watching
In the end they’re all dead, and happy as ghosts (endless
killing attempt, equal power, etc etc).
With these wackos in their first season, I kinda want to
know what they’d have for season 2…
